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Ancient Egyptians used molted cobra skins as condoms

addicted

I'm so addicted to
All the things you do
When you're going down on me
In between the sheets
All the sounds you make
With every breath you take
Itss unlike anything
when you're loving me

oh girl lets take it slow
so as for you well you know where to go
i want to take my love and hate you till the end

its not like you to turn away
from all the bullshit i cant take
it's not like me to walk away

i'm so addicted to all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make with every breathe you take
its unlike anything
when you're loving me
i'm so addicted to all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breathe you take
its unlike anything

i'm so addicted to the things you do
when you're going down on me
all the sounds you make with every breath you take
its unlike anything when you're loving me
when you're loving me


all the things you do
theres just got to be more to you and me


addicted to you

I tried

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Two-thirds of all the world's coriander comes from a single valley in Italy




I don't know but I am addicted to this song...

2 more days

The minutes drag - the seconds tick,
I wish for days - to pass by quick.
To feel your hands - touch my skin,
To feel your lips - softly kiss my chin.

Your warm breath - heating my heart,
As passion entangles - to never part.
I miss you so much - while, distance - I'm hating
As the clock~hands turn - for you... I'm waiting.

The time is so near - but still - too long.
Temporary separation - it feels so wrong!
Soon, I know - it'll be alright...
With you by my side - in bed, at night.

I need to be loved - I need to feel...
I yearn for the knowledge - of knowing it's REAL.
I wait impatiently - with time degrading,
With sleepless nights - for Love... I'm waiting.

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Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels

77% Random

it's that one second before you leave
it's the door that never seems to close all the way
it's the window I wish you'd climb through
it's the shower curtain I leave half open
it's the way you mesh with me
it's the lemon before it is squeezed
it's this feeling that
my hands were perfectly made to fit your fingers,
my eyes were perfectly designed to see all the beauty in you
my mouth is perfectly made to recieve kisses from you
and my heart...is beating a million ants to a tree

{RandomFact}

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

I always wanted....

to be kissed in the rain <3

{Random Fact}

Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms

It's just the sun coming up he says
as she buries her head in his chest,
awoken by the absurdly bright light
shining directly in her eyes,
at this ungodly hour she asks?
it is 6 a.m he replies,
at least it's a new day.

Actually she says, it's another day.
And I love you

{RandomFact}

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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The first known contraceptive was crocodile poo, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C

Crocodiles are Pro Poopers

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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you




I like this video

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It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

<3

She likes it in the morning
when I run my fingers through her hair she smiles when I call her darlin
she looks like an angel layin there
she wants me in the evening
to listen close to how she feels
she needs to know i need her
and heaven knows i always will

cuz she loves me

every single day and night
and she says we are everything
thats good in her life
she says she loves me more than anything on earth and thats almost
as much as i love her

she likes to lay down on me
and rest her head on my chest
and softly whisper to me what she won't share with anyone else
and theres a sweetness in her laughter
when it's just the two of us
and i try so hard to capture
every little thing she does

cuz she loves me
every single day and night
and she says we are everything
thats good in her life
she says she loves me
more than anything on earth
and thats almost as much as i love her

and she says she loves me
more than anything on earth
and thast almost almost as much
as i love her

and she likes it in the morning

The Horny Toad

Ahh yes another ladies night for the girls and I.
The Horny Toad was the chosen watering hole for us last night.
And Oh what a NIGHT.
The atmosphere is mature, mixed age but mostly older, its a nice outdoor patio, with a tiny dancefloor inside, big enough for a game of twister and a stripper pole...
You could tell the younger ones since they were dancing on the 'stripper pole'
with mini skirts and thongs on, showing the entire patio their 'c u next tuesday'
I bet they woke up this morning and were embaressed because they realized...that or they woke up with a new found career opportunity, don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with strippers BUT please keep it to a strip club and have some class not at a patio bar where everyone is just trying to have some beers and a good conversation, it isn't exactly the kind of bar you 'pick up' at, with that being said, these girls probably didn't know really because they were underage (the doorman wasn't exactly doing his job) I didn't even get ID'D and I get ID'd to buy scratch tickets lol!!

It confuses me how 1. Girls can be so .... I don't even know a word to describe THAT and not be ashamed or surprised that 50 year old men are trying to take them home
2. How do men find that attractive... I mean yes I understand shes showing her goods and all but do you really want to go home with that...
If she is comfortable enough to show it to you before you get her somewhere that has a door...not to mention the fact all your friends and the entire bar have seen whats between her legs and more, god only knows what else has been in her...

Gross..

Let's keep it classy not trashy!

Gas Prices=Annoying Stupidity

Ok so here is my rant today....

Aren't gas prices outrageous? We all know that it is out of control...
Anywho, I drop my mom off at work and go to grab a coffee from famous tim hortons and the drive through is lined right up to the street...

And I am thinking to myself..I bet all these people bitch and complain about the price of gas and yet they are idling in a fucking drive through for 20 minutes waiting for 1 coffee, not to mention the other factors of this wrong, like
harming the environment....

I parked and was in and out of timmys with my coffee in 1 minute and 26 seconds (yes I timed it) So the pros to parking and getting your coffee/newspaper/bagel/what the fuck ever else you drive through/idle for are

1. You will get some fucking exercise
2. You won't waste gas
3. You won't be harming the environment AS MUCH
4. You will be in and out faster then if you were to go through the drive through
which is the main priority of most people no?

Have some fucking respect for the place we live in, we only have one earth oh and if you are going to idle in your car for 15 minutes while waiting for your stupid coffee and sausage muffin, you don't have the right to bitch about gas prices because you obviously don't care that much about it...lazy bastards


One of my favorite songs

Nuts to YOU

I'm sorry if this offends any parents out there...but some of you are so naieve.
A little boy grows up and from the age of 2 has peanut butter and toast pretty much every day, likes nuts, eats all sorts of nut products, and has no reaction, nothing is wrong, his throat doesn't close up, he doesnt get a rash, the nuts aren't attacking him...then all of a sudden he goes for allergy tests (for absolutly no reason at all) AND OHHH LOOK he is severely allergic to peanuts, you must have an epipen around him at all times or he might die.... THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. And the parents instead of saying he eats nuts all the time and is fine goes oh ok heres 600$ I need epipens and totally nutproofs the house, sends an email to all their friends and family, if you have nut products in your house or have recently eaten nut products, I am sorry but our son is severely allergic so we will not be able to associate with you any longer.... this to me is a load of bull..
My take on the situation is

A. You are really really fucking stupid, now I know we are all concerned about the health of our children and everything but if the kid has never had a reaction and eats nuts every fucking day how is all of a sudden deathly allergic, you are an idiot for not getting a 2nd opinion

OR

B. You completely fabricated the whole thing just to get attention and/or get rid of some friends that you no longer want to remain friends with.

Idiots

Can I sit in the palm of your hand so you can love me like thumbalina

To Anyone Who Has Blown Me OFF

I have come to the conclusion, I kind of let people walk on me these days
I am so concerned about a friend being offended that I am upset because they did something jerkish, that I just end up letting it go.
Then time and time again the jerkish thing happens, and I get upset, upset with myself, why do I let people treat me like that. Why do I just let things go, as much as it hurts me and annoys the piss out of me, I just act like it doesn't bother me, it builds and builds, time and time again being let down and I hang up the phone and I am almost in tears because of how hurtful this is, and how you don't even realize, because I was looking forward to that phone call, that email, that visit, that beach day, that lunch, that day at the park. I'm not a whiney brat, I don't complain often, and I would never let my friends down.
I am so hell bent on making sure other people are happy that I tend to let things ride. How would you feel if I built you up and then knocked you down all in the same day. Bottom line, if you say you are going to do something do it, a million excuses as to why you couldn't do it, or act like something more important came up so you had to bail, something more important being someone else that you would rather hang out with, or somewhere else you'd rather be.

Time to put on my green sweater, Thank god the day is over

Monopoly

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My Hero Worship
My BFF






The English language isn't quite as innovative as the Eskimos who have a hundred different words for snow, though it has vast opportunities to differentiate meaning. Certainly, Love is one of those opportunities. And so, too, is Friendship.

Instead of different words, however, we're stuck with simple adjectives. Close friend. Best friend. Childhood friend. Intimate friend. Trusted friend. Beloved friend. But whether you use adjectives or different words, few could deny the nearly infinite meaning in such a simple word.

Friends are special people. We can't pick our family, and we're sorely limited in the number of them at any rate. Society and mores (and often our own conscience) dictate we select a single mate. But our friends can be as diverse and infinite as the adjectives we choose. Our friends, in a very real sense, reflect the choices we make in life.

Chocolate

<3 Elvis

*Star Star*

Today is a good day for an ice cream and some hot sauce on (anything) sushi..mm hot sauce on sushi would be fantastical.

My heart is open,
My eyes are closed, even with a blindfold on,
My heart is racing,
I feel warm,
My hands are folded on my lap,
I am unsure of what to expect,

Will you pull me out of this chair,
and press me up against a wall,
will my arms be raised above my head and pinned by your hands
will you push into me,
whispering,
using your other hand to wander up and down every curve of me,

until it is unbearable and we fall into a sea of passion
an unopened envelope of lust and love.
Hold me close, kiss me forever, and don't forget me.

This Song is amazing with a capital A[mazing]
Thanks

I don't want him to be perfect,
I want him to laugh at me,
trip me and then help me back up,
chase me in an empty parking lot
hold me close at the perfect moments
make me watch football for hours
wants me around his friends
appreciates even the little things
take me to his house to watch movies
makes me grilled cheeses
and love me for who I am

I'm not sure how to react to you
I hate you
I wish I never met you
My life would be bettwe without you in it
but you are
every day
the blood in my child
the dirt on my floor
the idiot of my village

My last straw.